Помогите, пожалуйста!!! Срочно нужно перевести на английский язык!!! - вопрос №125085

Meals on the train home. In my compartment three: me, my grandmother and the child is 3-4 years. But the day they tusili in his next company, I was sitting alone. Evening 21-00. Child go to bed. Grandma brings him into the compartment. I was lying quietly on the top shelf playing kpc. Child goes to his place, he begins to read the grandmother story. Here include air conditioning, and I sneezed. The child jumped up, eyes the size of two apples on the face of unspeakable horror! He jabs his finger at me and yells at the whole car, "Baaaabushka, MLPs is ???!». Grandmother so quietly, apparently not the first time: "Uncle is coming to us in the compartment, it is good." Baby hysterically, "and he zaaachem in our compartment ?!!!». I've already started to slide with laughter on the bottom shelf. Grandmother, "so it is necessary, in the coupe traveling with strangers!". And then the phrase of the day. Child: "BAAABUSHKA, UBEEEY Uncle !!!!!» … I do not know what to do, cry or boyatstsa ...